אינטערסאנטע טעקסט מעסעדזשעס

[לכתחילה אריבער]

Son: Father, how come when I was born, you only gave me a name, and no password?b

[ידיד]

Son: Father, how come when I was born, you only gave me a name, and no password?b

צ"ל username

[אנעים זמירות]

כ'האב אמאל געזעהן א cartoon ווי א טאטע זאגט פארן קינד: You weren't downloaded, you were actually born.

[שנאפס]

While Jews and Arabs fight over who owns Chevron, Kupas Ha'ir and Vaad HaRabonim are fighting who owns Kever Rochel...

[יוסף שרייבער]

די נשמה איז יא דאונלואדעד מתחת כיסא הכבוד.

[בן אחר בן]

.....All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips

[אנעים זמירות]

I read an article that said the way to achieve inner peace is to
finish things I had started. Today I finished two bags of potato
chips, a chocolate pie, a bottle of wine and a small box of candy. I
feel better already.

[אנעים זמירות]

I dig. You dig. He digs. She digs. They dig.
It's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep.

[שנאפס]

I probably go through about four or five bucks every day, if you add up all the times I give someone my two cents

[ווינקל]

I dig. You dig. He digs. She digs. They dig.
It's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep.

[שנאפס]

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world. There's an idiot pulling a door that says 'push'.

[פעדער]

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world. There's an idiot pulling a door that says 'push'.

[לכתחילה אריבער]

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world. There's an idiot pulling a door that says 'push'.

העי וואס טשעפעסטו? קענסט די טיר אין פאפא בהמ"ד, פון די פאליש צו די גרויסע שול (נישט פון די לאבי)? יענע טיר האב איך נאך יעדעס מאל געשלעפט אין די פארקערטע ריכטונג!

[שנאפס]

If you're a woman and you're not mad at a man right now then you're not doing it right.

[אנעים זמירות]

I wish there was a rollover plan for all the naps I refused to take as a child.

[שנאפס]

Two mysterious people live in my house. Somebody and Nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

[אנעים זמירות]

Two mysterious people live in my house. Somebody and Nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

The weird thing is that Everybody was there when it happened.

[שנאפס]

So we have 3 people, Somebody, Nobody, and Everybody...

[אנעים זמירות]

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody
wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.

[ווינקל]

זיס!

[שנאפס]

זיס!

אנעים דאס איז אייגענס?

[msp]

wow
אזא פלפול מפולפל....

[אנעים זמירות]

זיס!

אנעים דאס איז אייגענס?

ניין געזעהן אמאל און יעצט נאכגעפרעגט ביי ידידנו הרב גוגל the story of anybody etc.

[יוסף שרייבער]

ישן נושן אבער ווען הרב אנעימל איז עס מעתיק גיסט ער ארויף עקסטערע צוקער.

[פעדער]

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world. There's an idiot pulling a door that says 'push'.

העי וואס טשעפעסטו? קענסט די טיר אין פאפא בהמ"ד, פון די פאליש צו די גרויסע שול (נישט פון די לאבי)? יענע טיר האב איך נאך יעדעס מאל געשלעפט אין די פארקערטע ריכטונג!